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The Talk - Kristoff and Heidi by NightLiight The Talk - Kristoff and Heidi by NightLiight

This was very 
very rushed. I did it between homework breaks last night.
Kristoff attempts to give his daughter the talk about the birds and the bees… with her dolls. He doesn’t quite know where to start. 
(props to Ging-ler who’s writing a mini prompt for it~)
 
Although I ended up drawing her younger than I should have, Heidi here is supposed to be about 6, which is around the age my brother got the talk. 
I didn’t get the talk. I was 14 and my mom turns to me in the car, “Nadia, did you have sex” “MOM
Also, don’t kill me but I forgot to draw the ring on his finger, damnit.
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:iconartsybluewolf:
ArtsyBlueWolf Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
SHE'S TOO YOUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ProjectAnimation Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my god. :dignity-laugh: Dignity laugh 
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RandomAwsomeness200 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015
OH MAN, he doesn't know where to start, LOLFreddy Laughing Chat Icon  poor Kristoff
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IMHEREFORTHEFANFIC Featured By Owner May 17, 2015
Isn't it a little too early 😅
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:iconmrowgi:
Mrowgi Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
I agree. XD' Way too early...
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:iconhimevampirechan:
Himevampirechan Featured By Owner May 13, 2015
awwwww sooo adorable!
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Kusho25 Featured By Owner May 9, 2015
wait...... ha.......hahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLaughing HAHAHAHAH! HAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHA! AH HA! Haha. Ahhhhhh ^^'...... *deep breath*  pppffffffffftt-     hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Dignity laugh 
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PonPonPony5661 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015
XDDDDD
 Tomoya Okazaki (Laughing Hard) [V1] 
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MHS0501 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015
That look on Hiedi's face is so priceless. (It's like WTF!)
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Aiko-chan2012 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, I never really had "The Talk" I think what happened was my mom asked me if I knew what it was, and I lied by saying 'Yes'. I mean, I knew it had to do with having babies and a man and a women. 
I think it wasn't until a few years afterwards I learned what "It" was. 
Anyway, great drawing! It's so Kristoff's character! 
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alyssawillome Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
I At first thought that she was too young, but recently my lil bro had the talk (poor dad struggled XD) and hes seven! And he is a shorty XD.
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lovelyjuliexo Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Student General Artist
OMG HIS FACE XD
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Applepi810414 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Omg......:D
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LeLeWright123 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
ohhh ok
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LeLeWright123 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Wait a minute, Doesn't Anna tell her daughter about "THE TALK"
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:iconnightliight:
NightLiight Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Student Digital Artist
doesn't really matter which parent does it. its the same conversation. XD
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:iconmapspony:
MAPSpony Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Student General Artist
oh dear, she is too little to understend those type of things
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:iconuyr-uka:
Uyr-Uka Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
Oh dear! XD He looks wildly uncomfortable!
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:iconjasonryder:
JasonRyder Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
Just tell them the honest truth, Kristoff! Heidi will get it! Or you could just show them reindeer mating!
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Starlioness Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015
ya mean the stork doesn't just deliver them?.. mail order baby maybe?..

or maybe just do what I do in this situation.. look it up! or learn how to read.. :p
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:iconjasonryder:
JasonRyder Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015
My mom told me that babies came from inside the mom. Not the stork
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Starlioness Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
maybe the stork put them there.. oh I don't know :p
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:iconawesomestarz:
awesomestarz Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
But she's only FOUR...
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AustinDR Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Hobbyist
Don't do it, Kristoff!
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:iconbluethepegsus:
BlueThePegsus Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Never Got The Talk About The Birds And Bees
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:iconclaramontgomery:
claramontgomery Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
LMFAO XD My mom never had the talk with me... I figured it out myself!!
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:iconhighrollerhydra:
HighRollerHydra Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Same here, thanks internet! Certainly explains things more than "reproductive health".
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sketchywhiskers Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
No.... I remember the talk.... My mum was like

"..... And that's how babies were made...."

I never looked at my mum and dad the same way ever again!!!!
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CocoaCutie178 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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AnimatorGage Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Student Filmographer
My parents never need to give me "The Talk" because I have weird friends that I love who taught me. XD
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:iconcocoacutie178:
CocoaCutie178 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I learned off the Internet! XD
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bbb35 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
XD Yeah, I can see Kristoff losing his head over this :lmao:
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Amadeus-V Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I just noticed her tiny legs! So cute :3
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liseli20002002 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Student Artist
That is adorable and hilarious!!! :lmao: and omg what you said about your mother just randomly asking you...thats even more hilarious XD nice work on the picture
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Alpha-Squid Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yea! But shouldn't Kristoff have this talk with Heidi when she's a teen?
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Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
Aww~! X3
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redhawk1986 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Professional Writer
What an awkward situation he's in. :D
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Chiarathefudgewolf17 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Kristoff just tell her they kiss on the lips and the baby is made in the belly but eventually you'll have to straighten the truth because she will find out
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Alpha-Squid Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
FAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alpha-Squid Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
FAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LenaLight Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014
oh, Kristoff, you are good dad.
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frnnd058 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Prompt??
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ilovenico123 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014
.......... awkward!.......or...... Hawkward! XD ove that story and love this pic o funny! XD LOL
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SwimAngel7673 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Student General Artist
This is so wonderful!!!
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SpiritZodiac Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
This is why the mom should always handle this.
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Doodlebugmlp Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I agree
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Salsoman02 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014
The artist mentions in the description that she had a VERY awkward "facts of life" talk with her mom.
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Doodlebugmlp Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
not every mother discusses it quite that way... My mom was simply forced to tell my me and my sister when we were reading a picture book about the human body... I don't remember that, so I asked her again and she had to go through that awkward talk again... I feel bad for her.
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trust488 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
lol- he has no idea what to do lol
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TheRealLifeUnicorn Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Good thing my age-fellow cousin told me everything.. xD
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