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The Talk - Kristoff and Heidi by NightLiight The Talk - Kristoff and Heidi by NightLiight

This was very 
very rushed. I did it between homework breaks last night.
Kristoff attempts to give his daughter the talk about the birds and the bees… with her dolls. He doesn’t quite know where to start. 
(props to Ging-ler who’s writing a mini prompt for it~)
 
Although I ended up drawing her younger than I should have, Heidi here is supposed to be about 6, which is around the age my brother got the talk. 
I didn’t get the talk. I was 14 and my mom turns to me in the car, “Nadia, did you have sex” “MOM
Also, don’t kill me but I forgot to draw the ring on his finger, damnit.
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:iconbluethepegsus:
BlueThePegsus Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New member Professional Digital Artist
Never Got The Talk About The Birds And Bees
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:iconclaramontgomery:
claramontgomery Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
LMFAO XD My mom never had the talk with me... I figured it out myself!!
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:iconhighrollerhydra:
HighRollerHydra Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Same here, thanks internet! Certainly explains things more than "reproductive health".
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102kittykats Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  New member Hobbyist Artist
No.... I remember the talk.... My mum was like

"..... And that's how babies were made...."

I never looked at my mum and dad the same way ever again!!!!
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CocoaCutie178 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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:iconanimatorgage:
AnimatorGage Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  New member Student Filmographer
My parents never need to give me "The Talk" because I have weird friends that I love who taught me. XD
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:iconcocoacutie178:
CocoaCutie178 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I learned off the Internet! XD
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:iconbbb35:
bbb35 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
XD Yeah, I can see Kristoff losing his head over this :lmao:
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:iconamadeus-v:
Amadeus-V Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I just noticed her tiny legs! So cute :3
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:iconliseli20002002:
liseli20002002 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Student Artist
That is adorable and hilarious!!! :lmao: and omg what you said about your mother just randomly asking you...thats even more hilarious XD nice work on the picture
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:iconalpha-squid:
Alpha-Squid Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yea! But shouldn't Kristoff have this talk with Heidi when she's a teen?
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:iconblue-demon-hybrid:
Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
Aww~! X3
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:iconredhawk1986:
redhawk1986 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Professional Writer
What an awkward situation he's in. :D
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:iconchiarathefudgewolf17:
Chiarathefudgewolf17 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Kristoff just tell her they kiss on the lips and the baby is made in the belly but eventually you'll have to straighten the truth because she will find out
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:iconalpha-squid:
Alpha-Squid Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
FAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconalpha-squid:
Alpha-Squid Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
FAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconlenalight:
LenaLight Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014
oh, Kristoff, you are good dad.
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:iconfrnnd058:
frnnd058 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Prompt??
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:iconilovenico123:
ilovenico123 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014
.......... awkward!.......or...... Hawkward! XD ove that story and love this pic o funny! XD LOL
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:iconswimangel7673:
SwimAngel7673 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Student General Artist
This is so wonderful!!!
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:iconspiritzodiac:
SpiritZodiac Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
This is why the mom should always handle this.
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:icondoodlebugmlp:
Doodlebugmlp Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I agree
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:iconsalsoman02:
Salsoman02 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014
The artist mentions in the description that she had a VERY awkward "facts of life" talk with her mom.
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:icondoodlebugmlp:
Doodlebugmlp Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
not every mother discusses it quite that way... My mom was simply forced to tell my me and my sister when we were reading a picture book about the human body... I don't remember that, so I asked her again and she had to go through that awkward talk again... I feel bad for her.
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:icontrust488:
trust488 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
lol- he has no idea what to do lol
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:iconthereallifeunicorn:
TheRealLifeUnicorn Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
Good thing my age-fellow cousin told me everything.. xD
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:iconalphaman38:
alphaman38 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
i think the girl is too young to know
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:iconnightliight:
NightLiight Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Student Digital Artist
my brother was that young when he found out. It's not about the parents telling them when they're that young... it's that young kids are curious and sometimes they ask the question themselves. Hence the awkwardness of trying to get out of the explanation.
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:iconalpha-squid:
Alpha-Squid Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Great point!
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:iconalphaman38:
alphaman38 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014
ok i guess you have a point there
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:iconmaia0211:
Maia0211 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
El mio fue sencillo fue asi asi y asi nasiste y ya -_________-
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:iconinginuyasha:
inginuyasha Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
Lol no ^_^ poor guy
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:icongareckcoosk7:
Gareckcoosk7 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Student General Artist
ha ha ha, he would be so awkward with "the talk"
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:iconhunterxiii:
hunterXIII Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Student
He should have Sven come in. He'll clear up everything
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:icondragonmite63:
dragonmite63 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
heidi: uhhh

kristoff:when a mom and a dad uhhhh do stuff........*goes red*
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:iconkawaiikiddrawer:
KawaiiKidDrawer Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student Artist
Lol
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:iconcisamos:
cisamos Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014
Maybe Anna needs to handle this one.
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:icongiagartman:
giagartman Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Student Artist
Poor Kristoff!
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:iconmarkesahsh:
Markesahsh Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Aw to cute.
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:iconkittygirl144:
Kittygirl144 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
i'm having da talk next term… i read the note i got at school and laughed soooo hard my friends thought i aaas weird
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:iconmlpsonicflashofdoom:
MlpSonicFlashOfDoom Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
wait he's giving the talk...i though it was the other way around
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:iconearthdragon2:
Earthdragon2 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
My sister and i died when my mom began "the talk"
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:iconantaurilover97:
Antaurilover97 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Student
He could have gotten it of when he worked, which was before this?
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:iconred-winged-angel:
red-winged-angel Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
:rofl:
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:iconbatmantle:
BatMantle Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
omg this is adorable
look at kristoff~!
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:iconb3aster321:
b3aster321 Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL THE TALK SO EARLY??? Of course, she's young(like 5 or so?), so she won't see anything wrong with it.
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dragonwolf1775 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
She seems a bit young...
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LoZFangirl1 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014
Lol no biggy on the ring, he could have taken it off temporarily? 
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:iconvaliant-horizon:
Valiant-Horizon Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Student General Artist
Probably the same situation with his son lol.
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Neko-Kun627 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014   Traditional Artist
I probably laughed at this more than I should have.
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